Kataklysm – Meditations (Released June 1, 2018 – Nuclear Blast) In the leagues and leagues of generic bands doing generic things, Kataklysm is one of the deadliest purveyors of generic. The tried and true sound they habitually return to ad nauseam never fails to disappoint me. Meditations is an album of diverse openings that tease of... Continue Reading →
In Vain – Currents
In Vain hit some experimental home runs but cannot keep that feeling together for an entire song leading to an album that just misses.
Machine Head – Catharsis
Short of recording a reaction video here is a reaction transcript of our oh so special listen to Machine Heads Catharsis. Is it really as bad as everyone else says, or is that all click bait posture??? We found out.
Atlantis Chronicles – Barton’s Odyssey
So the face of eddie w2rote alot bUYT I AM TAKING THIS OVER,. TERQUILA AND GROWERS HAVE SHOWN ME THE WAYYYYYY ATLANTIS CHRONICLES IS FUCKING GREAT IF YOU HAVENT LISTENED TO ALOT TECH DEATH TECH DEATH IS LIKE THE WEIRD SAW BLADE PILL TO LISTEN TO ooooo caps on I give this album 10000 leagues... Continue Reading →
Nidingr – The High Heat Licks Against Heaven
Black metal to fill your music library, Nidingr have returned after hiatus to deliver a Viking punch to a stagnating black metal scene with The High Heat Licks Against Heaven.
Alestorm – No Grave But The Sea
Party orientated songs about piracy! Piracy orientated songs about partying! Let us chug rum and mosh our faces off!!!
DragonForce – Reaching into Infinity
DragonForce - Reaching into Infinity (Released May 19, 2017 - Metal Blade Records) Yes! The newest album from DragonForce! It is everything I wanted! Solos, solos, solossolossolos!!!!! The lyrics provide an overwhelming amount of cheese with happy music! I give this fantastic album 20 so far aways/10! What can I say its all the DragonForce... Continue Reading →
Bolt Thrower – Those Once Loyal
Before I review this! Ask yourself these 2 questions! Do I like headbanging?! Do I think tanks are cool?! Do I want to feel like a badass, heading a tank battalion?! Does counting actually fucking matter?! If you answered yes to any of the above read on. This album from beginning to end is a fucking... Continue Reading →
Mastodon – Emperor of the Sand Take 2
Alright! Take 2 on this fucking album! You have the Face of Eddie's in depth review of this album but I wanted to give a second albeit shorter view. This album has appeared to have gotten great results across the board judging from what I have seen and how it is received. I for one... Continue Reading →
Ex Deo – The Immortal Wars
Short hand: War elephants aint shit against the might of the roman legion and if I got the chance I would raze Carthage a second time while listening to this album/10 Longer hand: Amazing album that has that Ex Deo sound which shows that even after the hiatus the Roman war machine has no time... Continue Reading →